Patrick Coates

would you like to double the beef.

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 04:46:20 GMT

My lizard rocks!
He likes to eat Crickets
He really likes to eat meal worms, big or small.
He likes to swim and poop in his water dish...not always in that order
He Sleeps on a stick
He likes calcium powder.

you so ugly.

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 02:47:28 GMT

whats with the AOL rate a Buddy crap.
I swear ugly people shouldn't put their picture in for that. They know they're ugly..they know they will get a bad rating..it'ts sad really..People must want to shoot themselves when they get like a 1.3.
Also whats with the look a-like people."hey im chinese so I look like Bruce Lee" or I'm latino so shit..Im Jlo"
Now there was this one chick that look 99.9% just like Gwen Stefani, it wasnt even funny.

Grrrrr

Tue, 18 May 2004 02:32:35 GMT

I really hate being taken advantage of.
Recently My Grandparents bought a computer at a place we referred them to. Because of this the place gave them a $50 dollar card to give to us. TO US! ours..in my dads name..for US.
Now when I bought my new computer(I was at work when my parents went and go it). Make no mistake..I'm paying for this whole thing.. Now they just went nuts and kept adding more and more things to it..which I didnt need. A Printer included. Now my grandparents wanted to buy a printer so my parents said they could buy the old one off of us. Now my parents were like"you can just put the money towards your computer"..Freakin eh..now all of a sudden my Grandma thinks she can pay us for the printer with that stupid $50 gift card that was ours to begin with. It pisses me off!

I have to pay for my computer(almost 4 grand) in 6 months. I could have gotten away with just having it be just over 3 grand instead of almost 4.

What happend was I bought a laptop and didnt like it and the only way the place would take it back is if we bought a more expensive computer. Now when my parents went and took the laptop back and got the new computer the guy was all like"this is the monitor, the keyboard and mouse that he said he wanted with it on the phone"...now you have to understand that I did at no time tell this fucking dipship any thing about a monitor, keyboard, or mouse...he said I wanted a fucking $600 flatscreen "looks good if you find the perfect angle" piece of shit. Thats bull!
Plus this $150 wireless mouse and keyboard.

You ask for forgiveness, forever wont bring this.

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 05:53:25 GMT

woot!
I booked an appointment to get my Tattoo done. May 21st baby! Im super stoked about that.
The Tattoo place did call Yesterday but I wasnt hope, they want me to call them..I hope I dont have to change the day or something stupid like that. I guess its long enough away that if I do have to change it, it wont be a HUGE deal. But its on the long weekend so Itll have time to heal before I have to work and get all greasy and shit.

My trailer opens next week. Exciting times. NO more working weekends at all. Shit yeah! give me a hell ya baby!. I saw the boat we bought for the first time on Saturday. Shit its like a fucking yaht. I think we need to call it"the Yaht" even tho thats probably super used by many-a-boat owners.

Shit I miss my friends. I havnt seen my Friend Ashley in like a month. I havnt even talked to Leslea in almost 6 months. Probably never will again really. Its retarded how something so stupid can break up friends. I heard from Jon via email not too long ago..Wonder what every one is up to.
I'd like to see a show with Jason before TOO much longer also.

Gonna get inked!

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 03:19:41 GMT

So the logo in the middle is going to be my first Tattoo.
Its awesome cause I love that band, and that thing looks wicked cool. I was thinking about that for awhile..how that symbol is really cool looking..Than I saw that all the band members are getting it tattooed and that kinda turned me off of the idea a bit...but then I realized that you can Spell PATRICK with the damn thing!
P=this one is obvious
A=Turn it sideways and BAM theres your A
T=Obvious
R=obvious
I=The T with out the -
C=Turn it around and the part from the R looks like a C
k=The R sorta looks like a K too with a loop.

Obviously most of that is really just sorta saying"well ya..its a K" but I think it still does a good job of Saying "PATRICK" for just being 2 letters intertwined.

So its my birthday today!

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 06:36:41 GMT

Wheres my birthday hugs!?!

Boourns.

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 04:39:35 GMT

I believe it was Today last year when we saw Tegan and Sara in Toronto...man that was the shit.
Then I spent a week in Michagin with Leslea and Jon for the first couple days and then stayed at Jon for the last. Man that was the shit. I still remember the Yager, the running..the puking..shit son!
This is easily one of my fav pics of all time. Even tho It does look like I was added later.

R.I.P. Rambo

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 06:40:20 GMT

My poor lizard died today..poor little guy.
He never did any thing bad to anyone! He only ever bit me once and that was an feeding accident.
I knew he wasnt doing too well but I thought it was just cause he wasnt warm enough. I bought a thing that goes on the bottom that helps heat it up and put some foil on the top(not air tight)..cause really..before we were just trying to heat a whole freakin room. I really really really really want to believe that its not that, that killed him...I dont think so tho..he got all weird and brown on his mouth..
I think I'm going to try again tho...cause I have learned a bit.
Its going to be really depressing when I get those pictures of him I took developed...
Rambo..im going to miss you buddy! You were a good lizard.

woah what a week!

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 05:56:40 GMT

It was a week of TUULI goodness. 3 shows, 3 days..3 different cities.
Not much to tell really on that tho..went to the shows, got drunk at 2 of em...
Rob, the guy who drove me to the shows...he locked his keys in the car before the Toronto show..boy was I pissed..it cost 40 bucks to get someone to get them out.
Than on the way home he got pulled over doing 160 on the 401..now you dont get a ticket for doing 160 on the 401..you get a summons to court and you have to go in front of the judge and explain why you were gong that fast..than once you do that the judge decides whats going to happen..I think its most likely you lose your licence for a bit or something.
Now of couse Rob is a dumb ass and lost his licence for 24 hours onces for being boarderline in the drunk department and drive..moron that kid is. So ya..the cop "smelled booze" ya right....bullshit. ha ha he had to do a breathalizer...dumbass..

While I was gone my parents went and bought a new pool table..which is good because my ghetto wal mart one aint cutting it anymore..fucking thing warped.

Cell Phones.

Wed, 28 Jan 2004 20:44:12 GMT

I recently got a cell phone.
I swore I'd never ever ever get one. But it was free, and I didn't need to pay anything to activate it. Its just on my moms second number from her phone dealythingy..50 free mins a month..more than enough for me.
All the snake I can play too..and thats alot...highscore keeps going up. I dare you to challege my snake skills Biatches.

Don't eat Yellow snow....unless you want to.

Wed, 28 Jan 2004 07:05:58 GMT

So holllllllllly shit is there way too much damn snow.
I mean really...I swear tho it was raining last night..I thought we were going to have another one of those fucked up ice storms that fucks up everything. Thank god that never happend.
I feel like shit! Im sick..My freakin throat medication worked..but Now I have a cold or something..fuck that shit! fuck it!
Im very asscited that im going to be seeing TUULI tomorrow..stupid weather better not fuck that up! Im going to be some pissed.
I guess if one of the 3 shows im going to get cancelled..The one tomorrow is the best one to do so.
I really hope Jason or Jon or anyone makes it to a tuuli show..I know Jason is going to try..no clue with Jon tho..im not holding my breath thats for sure.

Urg..Im really frusterated with the fact that I still dont have a new amp..stupid music store hasnt called to tell me what kind of pedal they have to order with the amp im getting.
Fucking thing better not take forever...My shit amp is pissing me off and I wind up not playing very much because it sounds like ass mixed with more ass.

whos that girl?

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:56:42 GMT

Ok its "why my mom pisses me off" rant time.

Ok so through out my life I have not got a single ounce of support from my mom.

Whenever I wanted to try out for a sport at school she would be like"you will probably just quit any way"..now that was before I liked to quit things..so it just wasnt called for.

A few years back I had a idea for a book..and I was going to write that book...now..all she did was laugh at me. What a fucking bitch!

Now I was talking about the new guitar amp Im buying on friday and shes like"well you have to be able to play first before having a better amp is going to do you any good."..well BITCH..seeing as im getting better and better every fucking day you need to kiss my ass. When I do play something wicked cool shes like"ok..now play the full song". Like playing some awesome Solo isnt impressive now? KISS MY ASS.

Lastly as you know im trying to grow my hair. All she says to me is"when you going to shave it again..it looks awful..it makes you look even younger" Now come on! Of course it looks awful..im GROWING IT..its in the middle of GROWING. I could have sworn that your parents were suposed to not put down every thing you are trying to do.

You can do it!

Thu, 15 Jan 2004 04:24:29 GMT

Ugh..Today was my first day back at Wendys. I have to say it ruins me to be back. Sucked the life right out of me. I was hoping to never see that place again.
The good news is I took some resume's out to a few places. Beat goes on(a really awesome used cd store), that went REALLY good..they were happy to hear I was avaible at any time to any time 7 days a week.
The next place was Sunrise Records. Now Im always in there and the manager knows who I am..He was SUPER impressed with the fact that I worked at best buy over christmas..and that I was a "media specialist" I swear to god that was my official name at best buy..it was on my pay stubs and everything.

Electronic Boutique was like"ya we aint hiring for along time"..
HMV..I used to work with the guy who took my resume..so *fingers crossed*..maybe he can put in a good word.

I would really like to either work at Sunrise or the Beat Goes on.
Best Buy was aiight..but these places would be even better..too much other shit to deal with at Best Buy..I want to work with strictly CDs and DVDs if I Can.

booya!

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 20:34:56 GMT

WOO HOO..SURVEY TYPE THINGY.
1) Using band names, spell out your first name:

P: Prodigy
A: Age Of Electric
T: TUULI
R: The Rumours
I: Incubus
C: Candy Darlings
K: Killing Heidi

2) Have you ever had a song written about you?
Yes I have, Andrea from the weekend wrote it. It went something like this"PATMAN FUCKING SUCKS..YA HE SMELLS"..or something.

3) What song makes you cry?
Anything by Linkin Park, because it makes me sad that music like that exsists
4) What song makes you happy?
Santa Monica by Everclear

5) What do you like to listen to before bed?
I don't really go "oh im going to bed soon, gotta listen to this"

6) Name a song by Coal Chamber:
Shock the Monkey Featuring Ozzy

7) Who was/were your idol/s when you were younger?
Todd Kerns

8) First album you ever bought?
First Album I ever bought was The GhostBuster soundtrack.
First Cassette I ever bought(i think) was the Ghostbuster 2 soundtrack. First cd I ever bought was Weird Al's first cd.

9) Name a song that reminds you of someone and why:
"sparkle" by everclear..its about someone that used to be fun and awesome but gave up on life and is now just lame..it reminds me of alot of people

a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5'5"
HAIR COLOR: Brown with weird natural blond streaks
SKIN COLOR: pale with lots of freckles
EYE COLOR: blue
PIERCINGS: Never!

r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: I actually don't have pants on right now. But I do have shorts on.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Get ready for the makeover. By the Rumours.
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Those green and reef shaped christmas cookies.
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Snowy
HOW ARE YOU? My Back is sore because I had to shovel shit loads of snow yesterday.

d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Not at all.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I have a nervous habbit of pulling out my eye brows...this also takes place when im sleepin..its weird.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: 90% of the time
LIKE TO DRIVE?: Sadly no.
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: Beat the Geeks, The Daily show
CONDITIONER: First thing I grab that doesnt sound too fancy.
BOOK: Right now im Reading Predator: COLD WAR
MAGAZINE: Wizard:the Ultamite guide to comics..im a geek ok!
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coke
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Boomarangs, Smirnoff ice's, fireball whisky
BAND OR GROUP: TUULI,Scratching Post or the weekend

l o v e
BOYFRIEND: no
GIRLFRIEND: Im stalking someone right now..does that count(not really stalking..geez)
SEXUALITY: straight!
CHILDREN: No
CURRENT CRUSH: yes, with Rogers Video girl! shes so fine..and likes video games
BEEN IN LOVE?: I think so
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Not really, I always get over people easily.
BEEN HURT?: oh yes.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: no

r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: yes.
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Distillers "coral Fang"
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Golfing, Camping, fishing, my guitar, concerts
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: My Friend Rose, or James, Josh, Leslea, Jon and Jason.
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET? I dont have any in mind right now. The next dvd im buying is Freddy Vs Jason
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Rose and James
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: Go to Concerts

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: Don't Really Remember
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: I got a letter from Best Buy today saying my time was up there.
YOU GOT EMAIL? Real email? 2 days ago
THING YOU PURCHASED: I got spiderman monopoly and a Aliens Vs Predator action figure box set thingy. All that and booze.
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: Average Joe 2...man that show is my guilty pleasure.
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Underworld In Hamilton on a roadtrip with Leslea and Josh and Amy and Blake...man..good times.

you's a ho!

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 06:46:54 GMT

Jesus shit I havn't posted in like a month!
What the hell is wrong with me?
Oh well.
Looks like I'm seeing TUULI 3 times in Jan. Wow! I have been wanting to see them again for ages. The last time was either late March or Early April of 2003.

So I start back at Wendy's on Wednesday. Bye bye beard, I'm going to miss you. Sorry to those of you who never got to experince the beard. I am keeping my hair tho, wait till you see what I have planned for it in the future...picture Whoopi Goldberg..but just her hair..on my head! Oh fuck yes

So my sister, Brother in law and Nephew and my drinking buddy James, and his wife and kids were down for the weekend.
I layed down the law huge with my sister..cause she usually comes over and just eats all my good food(I.E lucky charms,pogos(corndogs),popcicles,pizzas) everything good!
I wouldnt have a problem with it if she would ask me, cause shit some of that food is my dinner when I work late..and if she eats it..I get home and cant cook anything else because its like 1 in the am. So ya..my theory is if they are too cheap to buy shit like that at their house..why should I let her eat all my stuff..that and they always trash the house and I have to clean it up! So I go to have a bowl of lucky charms and I find out the bitch used all my lucky Charm milk! She even put the empty thing back in the fridge..that fucking whore!.

I got Spider-man Monopoly...I have played it 3 times and I am untouchable now! I used to lose at Monopoly everytime! Not now.

Potatoes are deseaving!

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 22:49:51 GMT

I peeled like 3 small looking potatoes to make french fries.
When they were all cut up there was enough french fries for like 12 people!
SHit! Its a good thing I'm fat now!

Holy shit.

Mon, 08 Dec 2003 06:18:30 GMT

So I have hit a whole new low in how shitty I feel about my life tonight.

Miss Leslea Camp..I hope you fucking rot.

Its the eye of the tiger.

Tue, 02 Dec 2003 01:36:11 GMT

I was all over Downtown tonight putting up Posters with Rose.
Man it was fun! Crazy times..stupid tape was giving me a hard time so Rose was all laughin at me but then I was all like"ok you tape" and she tried and she TOTALLY MISSED the poster...so she taped NOTHING..ahahah..GAHAH Laugh people! its funny.
We almost got killed like 3 times...and it was only my fault once.
Some body must love us tho, it was suposed to BLIZZARD right when we were out there. We didnt see 2 flakes of snow until we were done.
The HER show is on Saturday. It sucks I have to work until 10:30 so Its going to be pushing it. I can make it for HER's set easy but Rose is also doing a small solo set, which I might miss. GRRRRRRR. Im going to have to beg work to let me go at 10..Heres hoping!

Rock out with your cock out.

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 00:30:18 GMT

Im hitting up a show tonight. The band is Called Sister Someone..they are a London band..A London Chick band..That I have yet to see..how could this have happend?
OH well!
I had their cd for a bit because my friends sister did the make up for the bands video and got a cd..and I borrowed it.
They arnt that great but they dont suck either.
Should be good times. I do have to work at 8:30 tomorrow morning so no drinking for me tonight! Eww..oh well..I had a drinking binge a few weeks ago and drank a whole shit load of booze and puked and was really drunk/hung over the next morning..Now when ever I think of booze I get nautious...weird..which is ok cause I dont really want to drink any more again untill the summer when im at my trailer.

Look into the mirror, the whore is all I see.

Mon, 24 Nov 2003 04:03:01 GMT

Ok so right now I have really long hair(well really long compared to my normal length). ITs really funny because its all just PUFFED out.
I also Have a little goatee going..a REAL goatee..I wouldnt Grow one but I can get away with it at Best Buy and im thinking I need to do some thing to look a bit older...cause damn..im sick of lookin so young.

tee hee.

Sun, 23 Nov 2003 23:26:51 GMT

We bought a boat today!
That means lots of fishing this summer..No more not being able to fish because our friends with the Boats arnt around..or using the boat!..
Should be good times...all of you can come and fish with me any time! Except for Josh..because we know he cant float.

somebody hates me!

Sat, 22 Nov 2003 19:37:37 GMT

If I believed in Jesus..I would blame him. So instead im just going to blame Bea Arthur.
So my life is just one big Ironic..and I dont mean really Ironic I mean Alanis morisettes definition of Ironic..which is more just unfortanute than Ironic.
So ya..you know I havnt been able to work for the past month..well guess what! its fixed and Im working Tomorrow morning..YIPPY. 3 hours..8:30 am till 11:30..now that would be great and all but of course I had plans out of town for tonight...and we wouldnt have been coming back till later tomorrow..so I am stuck at home alone...they couldnt have waited 1 more day!

Also I have been wearing my winter coat for like 5 years now..I love the thing! its the best coat ever..it has a pouch and I put tacos and burgers and whatnot in there. Now after 5 years this coat is lookin pretty bad..So I decided it was time to buy a new one..and guess what? the store it came from closed down like TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO. I wanted the exact coat cause it rocks so much..and now I have to go on a fucking HUNT for it..where if I had gone like 3 days ago I could have gotten one easy..
grrr.

Beat the POON!

Thu, 20 Nov 2003 05:37:24 GMT

I dont know if any body else has ever seen the show "Beat the Geeks"..if you havnt you should!
Today alone there was someone on it with the name "Pooneh"..that wast their real name! POONEH!..goddamn.

Suck it!

Wed, 19 Nov 2003 04:02:56 GMT

So it seems every thing in my life these days is shit or going to shit.

I techniclly have no job. Best Buy still wont let me work..it has been 3 weeks..almost a month. It doesnt take that long to fucking get payroll shit sorted out.
Tomorrow I have to call Wendys and ask if they will let me come back. That is the worst thing in my life that I will ever have to do. If this happends I am going to be miserable and I can see myself getting fired..I do NOT want to work at wendys again..YOu all know how Happy I was to get that job at best buy and not be at wendys..and all that is being taken from me and theres not a damn thing I can do about it.
Its not even like I stand a chance at getting a job somewhere else right now..its freakin nov. 18th...no body is hiring any more.
I just want to fucking scream and then break stuff.

I cant seem to get ahold of any of my friends these days.
Im not working so I have alot of free time. I understand they have shit to do and im not holding it against them..I just find it shitty that I cant get ahold of them. Im going nuts! I cant really spend money because once its gone its gone..I got none coming it at all.

On top of all this my back is seriously fucked up right now. I can barely move with out big ass flashes of pain thru my shoulder blades..its really fucked.

ha ha ha

Tue, 18 Nov 2003 04:11:56 GMT

This is sorta old news to some..but some of you havnt seen it!
http://scottmoffatt.nu/mb/viewtopic.php?t=58